Hmmmm… what to write, what to write…. la di da, la di da, llllaaaa lllllaaaa llllaaa… OH! Hai there! If I’m sitting here, staring at Wordpress with a brain full of a whole pound of nuthin, then it must be NaBloPoMo. And aren’t you all just dying to read my ditherings? Because I am, you know. Dithering. I am, without question, performing the action that is the quintessential definition of dithering. Yes, yes, I know I am, and, well, what else can I do?
Like I said: I’ve got nuthin, peeps.
So, instead I’ll tell you all some of the things I’ve seen today.
I started off by walking down my stairs and WOAH my living room, dining room and kitchen were CLEAN. As in, not gross. That made me happy. To celebrate, I made tea.
Later, on my morning commute, I was, once again, reminded of the desperate peril of my immortal soul. Preacher-man (who I like to think of as The Fornicating Preacher, because he has quite the sermon on all manner of fornication, doncha know), in an effort to save me from the fiery clutches of hell, wished to remind me of all my sins and the hopelessness of my current path, praise be. And I thanked him, because if there is one thing that cheers me, it’s to know that 1) I’m just like everyone else, and 2) there is a man who considers himself much holier than lil ole thou who knows one hell of a lot more about sex than I do.
Now that I think about it, I wish I would have introduced The Fornicating Preacher to Mortimer. They would have gotten along famously.
Then I got to work, checked the IVP, and was given a surprising and altogether cheerful greeting, care of C’s boob. Yep, I saw boob today. WOOT! I thought it was a fitting contrast to my commute with The Fornicating Preacher.
After that little pick me up… well, hmmm….. Not much could top that one.
Happy NaBloPoMo, Internet!
I…. actually got down on my hands and knees last night and scrubbed my kitchen/bathroom floors. This AFTER filling the dishwasher and vacuuming.
Why yes, I am rather proud of myself. The mess was driving me crazy.
Well, your day was certainly more interesting than mine!
Hehehehe, you are funny! Your even funny when dithering.