Monthly Archives: January 2009

At the coffee shop

Me: Can you do me a favor? Watch my computer while I use the restroom? Him: Sure! Me: If anyone tries to steal it, tackle the bastard, OK? ::Narrows eyes menacingly:: Him: We’ll kill that SOB. Me: FanTAstic! Just make … Continue reading

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Twitter Twitter blah blah blah

Everyone is talking all about Twitter, and I was feeling a bit left out. So here are some of my favorite Tweetsters. (Is that what they are called? I don’t know, but I do know that none of the ones … Continue reading

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27 random things

I was tagged by Heidi (Hi Heidi!) on Facebook with that 27 random things application (didn’t it used to be 25?), so I thought Hey! I’ll do a meme today. In addition to harrassing JELLYBEAN MAMA TO CLAIM HER PRIZE … Continue reading

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A little housekeeping

!!!JELLYBEAN MAMA!!! You have won the giveaway on my blog. Please contact me at shansterbaby at gmail to claim your prize. I hope to hear from you by Friday. Otherwise, I’ll unfortunately have to choose a new winner.

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When 32 degrees sounds warm

It’s been dangerously reminiscent of the arctic around these parts lately. Everything that has not been thoroughly salted is frozen over, and I’m not sure that NASA has any better insulating technology than us Chicagoans. Twice in the last week, … Continue reading

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Heeeere sharky sharky….

Note: Jellybean Mama: You won the giveaway! Please email me at shansterbaby at gmail. Congrats! Back in the days when I was all about spending gobs of money on my diving addiction, I visited a pretty little paradise called The … Continue reading

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IComLeavWe

Note: Jellybean Mama: You won the giveaway! Please email me at shansterbaby at gmail. Congrats! Some of you may be wondering what that button is at the upper right hand corner of this blog. Here’s your answer: Basically, I have … Continue reading

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Jellybean Mama is full of WIN!

Yep, that’s right: Jellybean Mama is the lucky winner of my very first ever giveaway. In addition to the awesomeness of bragging rights, being The Official Winner entitles her to use this purse to get her groove back. Jellybean Mama, … Continue reading

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A letter to the President

Dear President Obama, Good morning, Mr. President! I wish you a good morning, on this, your first day as President of the United States of America. I hope you had a good night’s rest, and that you awake refreshed and … Continue reading

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HSG, take 2

You have one more day to enter the Giveaway! It can be found here. Internet, have you ever had an HSG test? Well, have you? If you have, then you’ll understand how my J-shaped vagina assumes crash position at the … Continue reading

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