Monthly Archives: October 2008

Happy Halloween!

more animals

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Reason #4,550,298 to move to Canada

We need some of this over here.

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My schedule

This is getting ridiculous. Last night I took a slow bus (as in even slower than the 147!) so that it would take me longer to get home. Then I got off the bus and walked for over an hour … Continue reading

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Giving it a rest

My dear readers are probably ready to gouge their eyes out if they see one more post giving entirely too much information about my reproductive organs and their functioning. I have to admit that I’m feeling pretty one dimensional right … Continue reading

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Meet my Fertility Socks

My friend Kristy is the world’s greatest knitter. Seriously. I’m in awe of her ability to whip up something fantastic from what is essentially a long piece of string. YAY Kristy! And I admit I’m a little jealous. Just as … Continue reading

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A pep talk of another kind

Hey AJ! Welcome to my uterus, AJ! Boy oh boy have the girls and I been waiting for you – all 13 million of you. And it hasn’t been the kind of waiting where we could sit around and eat … Continue reading

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A pep talk for a slow bloomer

Hey Freyja, I hear you’ve been awful busy this month, what with sprouting FIVE – count ‘em, FIVE – follicles. And one of those looks to be big enough to burst. Good work, you indefatigable reproductive organ! I for one … Continue reading

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Screw the Mopey Meter

I have a cold. And I came to work. Why? Because 1 out of 4 on the Mopey Meter doesn’t a sick day make: Fever: NopeNausea: Nope againHours spent paying homage to the porcelain god: ZipApparent size of my head: … Continue reading

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On choosing sperm, part 1

And on it goes. What has surprised me most about this hop/skip/jump/slow hormonal trudge down fertility lane is that I have absolutely no control over pretty much anything. My insurance decided if they will pay or not based on whether … Continue reading

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But the tea was really good

About a year ago, I went out for the initial tea/coffee get-to-know you first date with a guy I met online (if you can even call tea a date). He was tall and handsome and boyishly charming and he had … Continue reading

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