Monthly Archives: May 2008

Welcome Tango readers!

Hey there Tango readers! Thanks for clicking over from Sex & The Curvy Girl, and for reading all the way to the end of the article. And a big thanks to Liz for interviewing me! Looking for more reading material? … Continue reading

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Because you are never too old to melt

Is it just me, or do these remind you of men in the thirties? Like miners, covered in soot, wearing those hats that kinda look like berets? Make sure to get to #11. Little pooch will melt your heart into … Continue reading

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Climbing walls

Haven’t written lately because relaxing my muscles enough to type is just way too much work. Holy beJeezus, this quitting smoking thing is KILLING ME. Speaking of which, once I get a few weeks of non-smoking under my belt, remind … Continue reading

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Today’s winner

Heard in the lunchroom: I may make bad decisions, but I’m not crazy…. At least, I don’t think I’m crazy.

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To love or to hate

I’ve been in the process of tossing around ideas for my blog for some time now. One idea is to make t-shirts that say, “I’m a Fat Chick!” or “I love Fat Chicks!” but looks like some other (BRILLIANT!) person … Continue reading

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Sometimes what you see on TV is true

I’m a Thusday night TV kinda girl. At 7PM on Thursday night, you better believe I’ve gone all potato, planted firmly on my sofa, totally digging Ugly Betty and Grey’s Anatomy. I order some ethnic delivery or other, drink some … Continue reading

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On avoiding responsibility

I had an article due on May 15. On May 14, I got an email saying that the deadline had been extended to May 19. So you know what I did this weekend? I cleaned out my closets.

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A rhetorical question

Would you like to see what happens to a plane when engineers apply 154% of it’s maximum rated load? File this one under “Blowing Stuff Up.”

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Spirituality for the new millenium

This makes me want to go to Church and pray for my immortal soul. I’d even buy a “Sunday best” outfit and do my hair, with a curling iron and HAIRSPRAY (which gives me zits on my cheeks the next … Continue reading

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BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!

Everyone: PANIC! NOW!!! At least, that’s the general gist of an email I just got. It very thoughtfully warned me of a wild, dangerous animal living [are you ready for this?] IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD. Yes, smack dab in the middle … Continue reading

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